Guest House | You can’t eat atmosphere. Or can you?
Guest House | Park it here. No, THERE. Yes, that’s better.
Main House | Dinner for 12. Good thing you stopped at Costco.
Croquet? Frisbee? Yoga? What’s your pleasure, sport?
Main House | It’s a really, really good room. In fact, it’s a Great Room.
You’ve read the same paragraph three times now. Give it up.
The pool is invigorating. The spa is soothing. The cocktail is refreshing.
Clink! Clink! Clink, clink, clink!
It’s just a fire pit. But add scary stories and sloppy sing-alongs and it turns into a campfire.
Pétanque requires Pastis. Bocce calls for Chianti. Got it?